try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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