I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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