i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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