Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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