Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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