ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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