We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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