He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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