The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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