I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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