If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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