bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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