i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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