he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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