sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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