Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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