Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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