Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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