why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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