This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize