32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
