Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
we should paint friendship bongs
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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