His pubic hair was longer than his dick
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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