a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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