he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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