Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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