is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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