I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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