So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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