i would punch a child for taco bell
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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