tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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