So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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