I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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