Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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