I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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