There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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