Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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