Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Randomize
