This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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