: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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