sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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