I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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