Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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