I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
