seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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