you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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