We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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