Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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