i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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