Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
