Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I can't turn off my feet"
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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