idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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